How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why are winter days great?