Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What type of car do planets buy?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Where do horses reside?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did one plate say to the other?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Which famous author is also a ruler?