Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call a pig thief?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How much money does a skunk have?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?