Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
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Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
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