How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What did March say to the madness?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Who granted the fish a wish?