What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
A book just fell on my head.
How can you make 7 even?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When do mice play every day?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
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