What game do cows play at parties?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do fairies always drink?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

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