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Why did the computer run out of money?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call octopus twins?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Where do cats go on vacation?