What's a henway?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why did electricity win the race?