What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?