What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do bears keep cool?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
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