Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What is blue and not heavy?