What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are frogs always happy?

How can you make 7 even?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What day never takes itself seriously?