Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?