What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?