Why is heaven always so tidy?

When should you start writing a book?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What bird is always sad?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?