What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?