What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?