What season begins with a thud?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

When should baseball players wear armor?