Why are skeletons always hungry?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why do trees hate going to school?