What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do fish use for glasses?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?