What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?