We had a discussion about roses.

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?