Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What birds make average students?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do cats love to work?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?