Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?