What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do horses navigate at night?

How long will dinner be?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?