Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?