What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?