What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why are baseball games at night?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?