What's a lawyer's favorite food?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why was the musician arrested?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What is blue and not heavy?