Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How do automobiles fly?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?