What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
What do trees keep as a pet?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How do frogs get to work?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
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