Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?