What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Which subject has two parts?