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What's a pirate's favorite color?

What horn never makes a sound?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?