How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?