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What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is the biggest ant in the world?