What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is the strongest animal?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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