What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
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