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What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

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