What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call the dog magician?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
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