Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What sport requires no movement at all?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?