Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What is the smallest lion?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?