What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?