Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What table can you never sit at?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
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