Why did the person sit on the clock?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you do for an injured lemon?