What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are cars magic?

What do you give a sick pig?

How do you make a bandstand?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What kind of bee do teachers love?