Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
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