Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
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