Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which state has the best streets?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
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