What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why was the dog overweight?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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