What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
How much money does a skunk have?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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