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Crispy bacon.
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Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
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Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
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