What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
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