What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
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