What animal always goes to heaven?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?