What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?