What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?