What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is furniture so generous?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
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