My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?