Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?