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What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?