What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the confused bee say?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?