What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did one plate say to the other?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?