What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

When should you start writing a book?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did one angel say to the other angel?