Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did he change his bike's tires?