What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?