What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?