What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?