Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What is the strongest animal?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?