What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?