Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What animal floats best?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why is a computer so smart?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?