What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

How do bears keep cool?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?