How do fireflies start a race?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Bears love exotic cars.