How is life like toilet paper?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

How much does freedom weigh?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?