How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?