What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call the dog magician?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?