Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why was the cow afraid?
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