What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?