Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?