What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?