What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why is the beach so confident?