Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?