What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?