Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the holiest insect?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
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