Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do stars go to college?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
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