What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?