Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What insect runs away from everything?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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