Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do hamsters come from?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
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