What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What car always breaks the rules?