What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?