What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What words make the best athletes?