Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which animal will never go bald?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
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