Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why is the beach so confident?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What sport requires no movement at all?