What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What animal scores the most in basketball?