What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?