Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?