What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How do you grill cheese?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?