What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where was Noah born?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
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