What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What kind of music do planets like?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?