Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Can February March?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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