Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Surprise!!!!
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
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