Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do bears keep cool?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?