Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What dogs are always lying to you?