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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why was the man stuck at the party?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What bee is good for your health?

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What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

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