Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How much does freedom weigh?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
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