Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
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