Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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