What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a peanut in space?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?