Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How do you grill cheese?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?