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What do Scottish toads play?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

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What's the biggest moth in the world?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?