What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?