Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the mother rope say to her child?