What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
How do snowmen get information?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is the smallest lion?
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