What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What says: oom oom oom?