Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How do frogs get to work?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?