Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why is a computer so smart?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?