Why did the whale cross the road?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?