What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?