Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why are fish such good architects?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?