Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do you make a cow float?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
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