Why was the musician arrested?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a tired tree?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.