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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the stair machines call each other?

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?