Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Which elf is the best singer?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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