Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
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