What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How do you make a cow float?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What are rental cars called in Spain?