Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
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