Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Why was the musician arrested?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a tired tree?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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