Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call a fly without wings?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a household of counselors?