What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why was the fish so smart?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do cats wear to work?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Did you know about April 1st?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?