Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do math teachers love March?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do naked fish play with?