Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
The museum curator needed a break.
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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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