Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How does a cow do math?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where was Noah born?
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