What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?