Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do fireflies start a race?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
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What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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