← Back to Puns
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

More Puns Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Puns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Trending Jokes

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Sports

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

You Might Also Like

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Food & Drinks

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Animals

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Discover More Jokes

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Vehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Professional

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Entertainment

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!