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How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

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