Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
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Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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What did Papa John name his newborn son?
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