Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?