What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
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Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
If you need help building an ark..
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Who invented fractions?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
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