What's the world's weakest animal?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What does Santa order at the bar?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?