What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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