Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

I broke my finger!

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Which fly makes films?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?