Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What animals make the best students?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?