What color are all the books in the library?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What is a tree's least favorite month?