What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

How can you farm during the winter?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What stories are told by basketball players?