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What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What kind of books do boats write?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?