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What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What's the holiest insect?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?