How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do cats love to work?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?