Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why was the cat so small?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?