What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did electricity win the race?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is a robot's favorite snack?