What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?